At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
pray to the hookup gods
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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