Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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