butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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