He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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