Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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