I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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