It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
