She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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