too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Houston, we have a squirter
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
