If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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