i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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