have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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