I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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