Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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