So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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