Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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