from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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