Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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