just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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