very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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