eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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