It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I look better un-naked...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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