I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
