For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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