Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
