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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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