Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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