Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
do nipples grow back?
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