The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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