come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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