I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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