Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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