dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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