doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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