Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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