And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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