Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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