he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
