He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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