Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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