found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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