What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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