sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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