He asked me if I "almost moaned"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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