So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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