Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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