Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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