FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
