I need help removing her.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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