If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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