Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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