Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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